Caption Competition

Midge has taken up running in an attempt to keep/get fit. I think this picture clearly shows that he has all the gear (knee support, sports watch, leg compression bandage, expensive trainers, bottle of water, Jim'll Fix It medal, banana penis) but no idea!

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